Kissing The Grumpy Boat Captain
Romance

Kissing The Grumpy Boat Captain

by Lewis Culbreath · 2026-10-16

A cautious charter captain and cheerful event planner build trust while planning a wedding excursion

8 chapters 18,657 words ~75 min read English

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Chapter 1

The Charter Rules

The wedding brochure bent in Lily Whitmore’s damp hand as a gust shoved through Sweetwater Harbor’s charter dock.

She caught it against her hip before it could sail into the water, then looked past the rows of rocking boats toward the man she needed most. Cole Mercer stood on the deck of a weathered blue charter boat, one boot braced against the rail, hauling a coil of rope into a neat loop. He moved with the calm precision of someone who trusted knots more than people.

Lily wanted him to look at her.

Not at the brochure. Not at the clipboard tucked beneath her arm. At her.

The dock was crowded with May tourists, bait buckets, coolers, and children darting between cleats while gulls screamed overhead. The harbor smelled of salt, diesel, and the cinnamon rolls Grace had sent over from the bakery. Lily had chosen a pale yellow blouse for the meeting, cheerful enough to suggest celebration and practical enough to survive a boat ride.

A splash darkened the hem of her trousers.

“Perfect,” she murmured.

Cole glanced over.

His gaze dropped to the water on her clothes, then returned to her face. He had a spare towel slung over one shoulder, his dark hair ruffled by the wind. At thirty-seven, he carried himself like a man who had learned to expect trouble before it arrived.

“You planning to board,” he called, “or negotiate from the dock?”

“I’m deciding whether the dock is part of your passenger limit.”

“It is if you fall in.”

His voice was rough, but one corner of his mouth shifted. Lily noticed. She noticed everything when she was working. The tiny details made people feel cared for.

Unfortunately, noticing Cole Mercer made her feel unsteady.

She stepped around a stack of lobster pots. “I’m Lily Whitmore. Emma’s sister.”

“I know.”

That should not have warmed her. It did anyway. “Then you know why I’m here.”

“I know you’ve been asking questions about the boat.”

“I’ve been asking questions about a possible partnership.”

Cole secured the rope and wiped his hands on the towel. “Those are different things.”

“They can become the same thing if you let me finish.”

“Most people say that before they ask for something expensive.”

Lily climbed aboard before she could reconsider. The deck shifted beneath her shoes, and Cole’s hand closed around her elbow. His grip was firm, steady, gone almost before she registered the heat of it.

“Watch the cleat,” he said.

“I saw it.”

“You stepped on it.”

“I was testing its stability.”

His eyes narrowed, but this time the almost-smile reached his cheek. “How’d it perform?”

“Poorly. I recommend replacing it before the wedding.”

The dock noise rushed around them - engines coughing awake, a radio crackling, someone laughing near the bait shop. Cole released her elbow. The absence of his hand seemed louder than the harbor.

Lily opened her folder. “The inn wants to offer small wedding excursions. Not huge parties. Eight to ten guests, a short harbor route, vows near the lighthouse, dinner afterward at the inn. Grace can handle the catering, and the package revenue would help with the dock repairs.”

“Eight to ten,” Cole repeated.

“Exactly.”

“You said ten.”

“I said eight to ten.”

“That’s not exactly anything.”

She gave him the smile she used when a vendor missed a delivery window or a bride’s mother arrived with an unplanned seating chart. Warm. Easy. Designed to make friction disappear.

Cole looked at the smile as if he could see the machinery behind it.

“My boat carries six passengers,” he said.

Lily’s smile held. “Six guests?”

“Six passengers. Total.”

“That includes the couple?”

“That includes everybody who isn’t me.”

She glanced toward the cabin, then back at the narrow deck. The boat was clean, sturdier than pretty, with polished rails and life jackets stacked beneath the seats. It could make a beautiful setting if she worked with it. If she worked with him.

“Six is workable,” she said.

“Is it?”

“Yes. The couple, two witnesses, the officiant, and a photographer.”

“No photographer.”

Her pen paused. “The photographer is essential.”

“The photographer can take pictures from shore.”

“The point is the excursion.”

“The point is getting married without somebody falling overboard.”

A family of four squeezed past on the dock, forcing Lily closer to him. Her shoulder brushed his chest. Beneath his faded navy shirt, he was solid and warm. He smelled faintly of cedar soap and harbor wind.

Cole stepped back first.

The movement was polite. It still felt like retreat.

Lily looked down at her notes. “What about a second boat?”

“No.”

“A smaller skiff for equipment?”

“No.”

“A sunset departure with only the couple?”

“No.”

She lifted her head. “You haven’t heard the idea.”

“I heard sunset.”

The wind snapped the brochure against her folder. “You can’t reject an entire concept because you dislike the time of day.”

“I can reject anything that puts passengers on the water after the harbor turns unpredictable.”

“May sunsets are usually calm.”

“Usually isn’t a safety plan.”

There it was: the barrier beneath every answer. Not unwillingness exactly. Fear dressed in rules, polished until it looked like experience.

Lily knew something about polished appearances.

She lowered the folder. “You think I’m trying to turn your boat into a floating ballroom.”

“I think event planners hear ‘limit’ and translate it into ‘creative challenge.’”

“That’s unfair.”

“It’s accurate.”

The words landed harder than they should have. She had spent three years making impossible events look effortless. She had turned late flowers into intentional wild arrangements, found replacement linens during a power outage, and calmed brides who said they were fine in the same tone people used before fainting.

People valued her when she made everything pleasant.

The thought came sharp and unwelcome. Lily folded it away with the rest of the things she didn’t say.

“I’m not asking you to ignore your limits,” she said. “I’m asking you to help me design inside them.”

Cole’s expression changed - not softened, exactly, but sharpened in a different direction.

“Inside six passengers,” he said.

“Inside six.”

“No alcohol on the boat.”

“Fine.”

“No standing while underway.”

“Fine.”

“Everybody wears a life jacket if I tell them to.”

“Fine.”

“Nothing attached to the railings. No open flames. No loose decorations. Boarding and disembarking happen when I say they happen.”

Lily wrote quickly, her pen scratching over the paper. “You’ve thought about this.”

“I’ve been running charters for eleven years.”

“And you’ve been turning down weddings for how long?”

His jaw tightened. “Long enough.”

A horn sounded from the far side of the harbor. The boat rocked against its lines. Lily reached for the rail, and Cole reached too. Their hands landed together.

His fingers covered hers.

Neither moved.

For one suspended second, the crowded dock fell away. She felt the roughness of his palm, the careful restraint in the way he held still. His eyes dropped to their hands, then rose to hers.

“If you’re going to plan on this boat,” he said quietly, “you need to understand that my rules aren’t suggestions.”

Lily’s pulse gave a foolish little jump.

“Do you always sound this welcoming?”

“Only when I’m trying.”

That almost-smile appeared again, and this time she wanted to earn it.

She slid her hand free. “I can work with rules. I can’t work with a captain who changes the agreement without warning.”

“I haven’t agreed to anything.”

“Exactly.”

The smile left her face before she could stop it.

Cole watched the change. The harbor wind pressed cool fingers against her damp trouser leg, but heat climbed her neck.

“I’m sorry,” she said automatically.

His brow furrowed. “For what?”

“For making this difficult.”

“That wasn’t an apology I asked for.”

“I’m not sure what you asked for.”

“An honest answer.”

The words struck somewhere tender. Lily looked toward the inn, visible beyond the dock buildings with its white porch and blue shutters. Emma had trusted her with the event proposal. Grace was already pricing the first catering menu. The wedding packages could bring in enough money to repair the dock before winter, but only if Lily secured a boat.

Only if she secured this boat.

She closed the folder. “I need the excursion to work. Not just because it would be pretty. The inn needs the revenue. Grace needs the catering order. I need people to see that I can build something that lasts.”

Cole’s face went still.

Lily hated the sudden exposure of her own words. She had meant to sound capable. Instead, she sounded as if she had placed a fragile thing between them and was waiting to see whether he stepped on it.

“People already know you can plan an event,” he said.

“They know I can make one look good.”

“And that isn’t enough?”

“Not when the moment something goes wrong, everyone looks for the person who made it pleasant in the first place.”

His gaze held hers. “You think they only value you when you fix things.”

She swallowed. “I think it’s safer to fix things than to admit I’m disappointed.”

For the first time, Cole had no immediate rule ready.

A gull landed on the cabin roof and cried into the silence.

Then he looked away, toward the water. “I know something about safer.”

The admission was quiet enough that she nearly missed it.

His thumb rubbed once over the towel in his hand. “After my divorce, I stopped taking groups that expected more than a boat ride. People hear charter captain and assume you’re also a host, a tour guide, a bartender, and a man who enjoys being watched.”

Lily’s chest tightened. She had known he was divorced. In Sweetwater Harbor, news traveled faster than tides. She hadn’t known the shape of what came afterward.

“I’m not asking you to host a ballroom,” she said.

“No. You’re asking me to trust that you won’t turn six passengers into twelve because the bride’s aunt feels left out.”

“I won’t.”

“And when the couple asks for a sunset trip after the ceremony?”

“I’ll tell them the schedule is fixed.”

He looked back at her. “You’ll tell them?”

“I’ll tell them.”

Something eased between them - not resolution, but a plank laid across a gap.

Cole glanced at her notes. “Trial planning session. One hour. Here, tomorrow morning. You bring the guest list. Six passengers maximum. No vague numbers.”

Lily’s relief arrived so quickly she almost smiled over it.

“Tomorrow at nine?”

“Eight.”

“Eight-thirty.”

“Eight.”

She studied his face. “You negotiate like a man who believes compromise is a structural weakness.”

“I negotiate like a man who gets up early.”

“That’s not an answer.”

“It’s the one you’re getting.”

She should have been annoyed. Instead, the corner of her mouth lifted.

Cole pointed toward the dock. “And you follow the safety rules while you’re here. No stepping over cleats. No boarding without permission. No standing when the boat’s moving.”

“We’re not moving.”

“You’re still standing.”

Lily looked down. She was, in fact, standing on the deck as the tide rocked the boat beneath her. “You’re impossible.”

“Frequently.”

The word carried a dry warmth that made her look at him too long.

He noticed. His gaze dropped to her mouth, then returned to her eyes. The moment was brief, but it left the air changed - saltier, closer, charged with something neither of them had agreed to include in the proposal.

Lily stepped back toward the dock.

Cole offered his hand.

This time she took it deliberately.

His fingers closed around hers, warm and sure. He helped her across the gap, holding on until both her feet were steady. Then he released her, though his hand lingered an instant at her waist to keep her from colliding with a passing cooler.

“Eight o’clock,” he said.

“Six passengers.”

“Total.”

“No sunset promises.”

“No decorations on the railings.”

She tucked the folder against her chest. “You’re going to make me earn every inch of this, aren’t you?”

Cole’s eyes rested on her face, guarded but no longer closed.

“If you want my boat,” he said, “yes.”

Lily turned toward the inn, carrying his conditions and the fragile beginning of an agreement. Behind her, the charter boat bumped softly against the dock.

She had secured a trial.

She had also agreed to plan a wedding with a man who treated trust like a tide chart - measured, watched, and never assumed safe simply because the water looked calm.

End of chapter one. 7 more chapters in the full book.

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What's inside: 8 chapters

  1. 1. The Charter Rules
  2. 2. A Plan Within Limits
  3. 3. The Narrow Channel
  4. 4. The Sunset Question
  5. 5. The Canceled Sunset
  6. 6. The Empty Berth
  7. 7. A Safer Second Course
  8. 8. A Harbor Made for Two

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"Kissing The Grumpy Boat Captain" is a romance book by Lewis Culbreath with 8 chapters and approximately 18,657 words. A cautious charter captain and cheerful event planner build trust while planning a wedding excursion.

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