Kaspen Kain

​Kaspen Kaine insists he is just a regular person, though regular people rarely cross North America on foot. It was during that massive trek that he discovered simple, unexpected stories waiting around every corner, sparking a passion for taking the ordinary mainstream and twisting it into something entirely his own. Lacking a traditional academic pedigree—his only diploma was forged by his friends and currently serves as a placemat—Kaspen relies instead on real-world grit and a sharp imaginatio

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Prophets Of The Burning Bush

comedy 13 chapters 26,296 words ~105 min read 34 reads

Adult comedic retelling of biblical prophets and Mary-Joseph drama

Chapters

1. Mandrake Burning-Bush Escape Party
2. Isaiah’s Cannabis Virgin-Claim
3. Jeremiah’s Balm-High Betrayal Rants
4. Malachi’s Stoning-Then-Soap Cover-Up
5. Ezekiel’s Opium Wheel-Bone Proof
6. Daniel’s Myrrh-Not-So-Performer Beasts
7. Elijah’s Wildfire Show
8. Jonah's Sulk and Swallow
9. + 5 more

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